Jolie's Jollies

We're pretty damn impressed by Angelina Jolie's refreshing honesty. In a profession where anything just short of matrimony falls under the "just friends" rubric, Jolie gleefully admits to sleeping around with as many guys and girls as will let her forget about Billy Bob Thorton. In fact, in an "admission" sure to send millions of men into the bathroom with copies of US Weekly and Star, Jolie boasts about being an expert in the art of Lesbian loving.

"I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things a certain way,"

Now where the hell is that Star with her Bikini candids.

Angelina Jolie Good Lady Lover [ObviousNews.com]

Meanest Britters Item Ever?

BRITNEY SPEARS, I really do despair. When I first caught sight of her latest pics I thought bulky former Cheers actress KIRSTIE ALLEY was looking really well. But alas, no. It is only Brit showing off her new hair extensions...

Note to Britney's publicist: Next time you might not want to keep that 'stupid foreign' gossip columnist on hold for three hours.

Britney Locks a Mess [London Sun]

Teen Snow Queen

Today, Page Six asks "WHICH teen queen isn't as clean as she'd like us all to believe? The wild child has a code name for her favorite drug, cocaine. She refers to it as "beeks," as in, "you guys got any beeks?" While we were pre-disposed to answer "all of them," as if on cue the gossipy Gays over at the Data Lounge are dishing about which celebs are "snorting in a non-recreational way." So we thought we'd let them field this one.

Which "Teen Queens" were named? Lindsay Lohan -- who recently pledged never to have touched the white stuff due to her father's problems -- won with five votes. Mischa Barton and Mary-Kate Olsen (who certainly wants us to think she's clean) tied with three, while sainted sister, Ashley, took home one vote.

Just Asking [Page Six]
Celeb Cokeheads [Data Lounge]
Lindsay Lohan Disses Dad [E!]
Beak [Urban Dictionary -- 2nd Entry]

Richard Johnson: Target D'Jour

The gossips over at the Daily News continue to trade blows with their rivals at Page Six -- the latest fusillade launched Saturday by the News' flashy upstart Ben Widdicombe directly at gossip-in-chief, Richard Johnson;

Hey, Lachlan (Murdoch)! Tell "Grandpa" Johnson that his lead item on Wednesday, about Steve Madden, was in my column two weeks ago!

Johnson also caught fire from an, um, less expected source this weekend, Minneapolis Star Tribune's pseudonymous gadabout, CJ. Apparently, not contented with a personal apology Johnson wrote after he failed to credit the columnist in an item about Jay Mohr she wrote about first, CJ compared the editor to a car thief:

I stole your car, and I want to apologize. If you'll give me another chance, I'll tell everybody I'm driving your car the next time you point it out to me.

Whoa, CJ, we're not sure Richard Johnson needs your car but we bet Johnson will never knew what hit him. No, seriously, he won't know. You better email the column to his assistant so he sees it.The Gossip Columnist Pissing Contest: A Quick Reference Guide [Gawker]
Gatecrasher [NY Daily News -- Last item]
C.J.: Reheated item was fresh here [Minneapolis Star-Tribune]