Meanest Britters Item Ever?

BRITNEY SPEARS, I really do despair. When I first caught sight of her latest pics I thought bulky former Cheers actress KIRSTIE ALLEY was looking really well. But alas, no. It is only Brit showing off her new hair extensions...

Note to Britney's publicist: Next time you might not want to keep that 'stupid foreign' gossip columnist on hold for three hours.

Britney Locks a Mess [London Sun]